punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

(via ruinedchildhood)

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

(via forgave)

weedjoke420:

what am i gonna be for halloween???? an emotional wreck probably

(via bastille)

s4t4nluvr666:

uhmeliamay:

plot twist: the person you like actually texts you back

plot twist: the person you like texts you first

(Source: feistiest, via trust)

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

(via sorry)