tylerchokely:

*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one

(via sorry)

discomforted:

lol i wonder if teachers just sit there and laugh while marking my school tests

(via sorry)

greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

(via bastille)

greetings:

when my parents ask me to be nice to someone i don’t like

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(via trust)

urinatings:

if you ever get the chance please kiss me just fucking do it just go straight for the smooch and take it

(Source: 750c, via guy)

vegetarain:

ultrannoying:

nice legs daisy dukes makes a mango doot doot

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(Source: 6gay, via sorry)

slenclerman:

reblog if youve ever been called
-bread
-oprah winfrey
-pianist
-cake pan

(Source: clannyphantom, via trust)